He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
if you’re a harry potter fan and haven’t seen mudblood428’s work, you’re missing out
Better get back to salting your meats and keeping a pantry because fridges are a luxury now.
oh god i remember this
guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know
my mom is on the phone with my dad (a microbiologist) and she told him “go to bed, turn off the computer, and just, just don’t do science. don’t do any science”
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
EVER has a right to touch you if you don’t want to be touched.
Not your husband. Not your fiance. Not your boyfriend. Not your partner. Not your friends. Not even your own family.
You are a person and your body is your own. And it’s a privilege if you allow someone to touch it.
A god damn privilege that can be snatched up and you don’t owe anyone a reason but that it’s your body and only YOUR body.
I was fucked up for two days straight after I found out the members of LMFAO are uncle and nephew
voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.
Faith should be defined by the love it actually is, not by the restrictions society/organized religion say it has. At the end of the day I think people forget the point.
An all-loving God who died for everyone’s salvation, race and sexuality and gender aside. Hmm…